I'm at that point.
The point of uncomfortable squished guts and painful back.
The point of really hating to go buy more toilet paper because I pee so much I go through a roll an hour.
The point of gee, I'd really like to roll over at night and get away from hubby's snoring nose, but instead I lay here like a beached whale at the mercy of his big giant nose.
The point of really wanting to have a cute baby to cuddle while I'm up in the middle of the night instead of my tooting old dog who likes to cuddle but doesn't have that new baby smell.
The point of getting so excited for our new addition that everyone around me wants to duct tape my mouth shut so they won't have to hear one more word about diapers and labor.
The point of thinking I could never get any bigger and then I am proven wrong. Again.
The point of really hating how far away Michigan, Chicago, Wyoming and Indiana really are. why are there so many silly little states in between me and my peeps?
Speaking of Peeps, this baby better be out by Easter or I'm going postal and holding the Easter Bunny hostage.
Enough about me and my sunny personality, here's some stuff about the rest of my clan.
Ian has found a new career in donkey basketball. Yes. Ian. On a donkey. Playing basketball. Take a second and picture that. Picture the poor donkey. Picture my cop hubby trying to stay on said donkey. Picture my non-sports loving hubby playing sports on said donkey. Picture donkey getting tired of hubby and depositing said hubby onto the ground. Yes. It really was that funny. It was a fund raiser for a local school and was the funniest thing I think I've ever seen. So if the Army and Police Officer thing doesn't work out for him, he will always have this as his Plan B.
Aly has turned into a grown-up over night. She lost her first tooth and with it she has gained a new sense of responsibility. She is a tad over protective about the baby already and will daily tell me to go sit down because of the baby in my tummy. She has great plans for running the household while I am busy with the new baby, complete with 5 course meals that she is planning on cooking.
Kary is growing up too fast as well and even growing in height a little! A miracle! She is so excited to move to a new house this summer so she can get her own cow. I've tried to explain cost etc. of having a cow but she tells me not to worry about it. She must have some hidden wealth that we don't know about. I may have to check her piggy bank.......
Hopefully my next post will have lots of pictures of us with the new baby! Or of me in my new padded room.................
